I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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