Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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