did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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