they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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