its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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