We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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