I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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