it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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