Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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