As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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