we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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