After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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