Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i was born a porn star she said
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The cops high fived after they tackled you
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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