You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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