I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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