I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I had to cum in my sink.
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