i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Best friends brother. Beat that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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