yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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