Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
