Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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