I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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