Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
