I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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