I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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