I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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