so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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