well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
this boner is exhausting
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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