I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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