the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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