yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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