i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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