Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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