I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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