who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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