on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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