Dual....:-)
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
