One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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