i barfeds in our rink
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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