We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
