just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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