You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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