i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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