I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
where are my eyebrows?
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