Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
false alarm. still invincible.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dick very happy bro
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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