I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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