Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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