This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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