Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You smell like stripper and shame
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Randomize
