dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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