Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
