I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I think I am morally bankrupt
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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