do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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