I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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