How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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